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This douche of a keeper from the J League division 2 tries to burn a couple of seconds off the clock……… It back fires. That’s why you’re in division 2 dipshit.
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Crazy Cat Ass Tattoo
Guy Scores From 180 Feet.
Good old fashioned Hockey Trash Talkin’
I love watching goalies Fuck up…..Because I hate them. “Don’t touch the precious goalie , he’s only wearing twice as much equipment as the rest of us.” Anyhow, this clip will help me get through the day.
Goalie Cuts His Throat During Game.
Good old fashioned Hockey Trash Talkin’.
Insane Vertical Leap.
And Now Some Girls.
Ad campaign for FCBarcelona & UNICEF.
With this alliance, FC Barcelona will give financial support to projects around the globe. In particular, those which help to protect children where there are humanitarian crises and those where AIDS is on the increase. (source)
ONE NUT WONDER Lance Armstrong ran the New York City Marathon this weekend training only 45 minutes a day in preparation. WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE BETTER THAN US LANCE .
Lance Armstrong thrilled the crowds Sunday in what he called “without a doubt the hardest physical thing I have ever done.” Armstrong crossed the finish line in 2:59:36 seconds, barely meeting his goal of breaking 3 hours. The seven-time Tour de France champion struggled at times, but — as he has so many times on his bicycle in the Alps — found the energy to meet the challenge.(source)
On the other hand, I spent the day SOBERING UP on my couch. And it took way longer than 3 hours.
This is without a doubt the most discusting hockey injury you’ll ever see. Clint Malarchuk cutting his jugular. I know a guy losing an eyeball is pretty frickin’ gross but come on, his Throat was Slit! With a Skate! The sight was so revolting that 2 spectators suffered heart attacks and 3 of Malarchuk’s teammates vomited while still on the ice.
The notable incident occurred during a game on March 22, 1989 between the visiting St. Louis Blues and Malarchuk’s Buffalo Sabres. Steve Tuttle of the Blues and Uwe Krupp of the Sabres collided at the mouth of the goal, and Tuttle’s skate caught Malarchuk on the neck, slicing open his external jugular vein. (source)
Amazingly he never passed out and actually skated off the ice. Pretty tough guy, for a goalie.
And yes, that really is a Malarchuk Bleeding Out Figurine.
The clip is definitely not for the faint of heart. If you really want you click here to see a picture.
The Pittburgh Penguins’ Kevin Stevens and Brian Trottier throwing insults from the bench at the Minnesota North Stars’ Brian Bellows.
Best line: …you fuckin’ got balls you Fuckin’ Titfucker!
When did Titfucker become an insult?
Sophie Anderton.
Rosa Blasi.
Petra Nemcova.
