Good for you asshole you made a boomerang out of paper, big Frikin’ deal. What else can you make? An Airplane…. Ooooh!
The Idiot’s Cube - Even You Can Solve It
Cool Sea Organ in Croatia
World’s 2nd Fastest Condom
Some nerd with way too much time on his hands has built Bart Simpson and his buddy Milhouse out of LEGO. This guy clearly has no intention of ever bringing a woman home. These things are about 3 feet tall and weigh about 25-30 pounds…. His mom must have a big basement.
Nerd Captures Han Solo.
Nerd Builds Escher’s “Relativity” out of Lego.
US Postal Service Nerd Mail.
You’ll Never Get Laid in this Apartment….Ever!
The winner of Air Guitar World Championships 2006 Ochi Yosuke of the comedy duo “Dainoji” from Japan playing at the finals in Oulu, Finland. He calls himself the Guitarshionist. This thing was a lock from the get go…. A fat Japanese nerd with a tiger on his sweater plugging in his ‘air’ guitar, checking the level on his ‘air’ amp even signaling to both his ‘air’ bassist and ‘air drummer at key moments. How could you lose? His ‘Air’ girlfriend must be very proud.
Dad sing F**kThe Police to his kid.
Working Out Blows!
Endless David Caruso One Liners.
Uber Trekkie Nerd Tony Alleyne has turned his studio apartment, north of London, into a convincing replica of the set of Star Trek: Voyager, creating a bachelor pad where he’ll probably never, ever get laid. He has gadgets like voice-activated LED lighting throughout, hi-tech HVAC systems and authentic sound effects. He even has plans to install Star Trek-style sliding doors. He’s started his own renovation biz, 24th Century Design, doing similar projects for clients. Tony’s been living in his Nerd Lair for ten years and feels it’s time for a change so he’s selling it on eBay starting at £500 000, a lot for an apartment with no bedroom. At least now he can finally afford that mail order bride.
Nerd Builds Escher’s “Relativity” out of Lego.
Nerd Captures Han Solo.
Nerd Builds Knex Machine Gun.
To help celebrate the 30th anniversary of Star Wars the US Postal Service has introduced the R2-D2 Mail Box. Now Nerds accross the nation can interact daily with their favorite astromech droid. Mothers everywhere will be pleased to see their 40 year old sons leave the basement.
Nerd Captures Han Solo.
Nerd Builds Knex Machine Gun.
This Is Why You Don’t Marry A Nerd.
Kinda cool video, I guess, of a LEGO factory that produces, what else, tiny LEGO cars. It’s pretty long and yet I watched the whole thing..
Breaking News! The LEGO plant has been shut down and moved to japan to increase productivity….. Hundreds of tiny plastic men in hard hats riot in front of Factory…. Initial reports say dozens had their heads pulled clean off…. Film at eleven.
Nerd Builds Escher’s “Relativity” out of Lego.
Nerd Captures Han Solo.
Nerd Builds Knex Machine Gun.
