This post is pretty f@#king simple, this weekend was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Showin Miami that I wasn’t invited to. You make one fake ID as a ‘Pubis Eliminator’ named “Al Kieda” and you never get invited back again.

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A Gaggle of Victoria’s Secret Models
Miranda Kerr Launches Her Kissing Booth
Sexy Marissa Miller Bikini Pictures

When I came across these pictures of supermodels Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova playing with each others bras I had no choice but to share them with all of you. That’s because I’m a very caring and generous person or at least I’m pretending to be for the purpose of this post. Whatever the case may be I need to be left alone for six to eight minutes. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
These Girls Make My Pants Crowded
Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros

I don’t really have a lot to say about all this, I just figured some pictures of a couple of Victoria’s Secret models would be a good way to start off the week….. I don’t think I’m wrong. These are some shots of Selita Ebanks and Karolina Kurkova looking good at the Victoria’s Secret Beauty Secret Garden Re-Launch, whatever that means. The set isn’t anything special until you sprinkle in a little Maria Menounos to sweeten things up.

Not So Grumpy Moment With Karolina Kurkova
Italian Beauty Maria Mazza
Fernanda Mello in Her Bikini

I figured I’d put up some bright pics of Czech beauty Karolina Kurkova to try and convince spring to come out of hiding and warm us all up. Enough with this grey winter shit!

Holly Weber.
Katherine McPhee.
Jennifer Ellison.

Czech Supermodel Karolina Kurkova seen here at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party is too hot for her own good. It’s not natural. She’s probably never touched a doorknob or taken public transportation so her body hasn’t become accustomed to everyday germs like the rest of us. I’m worried about her…..I’ts not healthy, that’s why supermodel always date rockers or actors… They need to build up their immune systems. It’s like a merit badge, the sleazier the singer/actor/drummer the more resistant your body becomes to germs. For example Denise Richards married ManWhore Charlie Sheen and is dating what’s his nuts from Van Halen…. She’s practically INVINCIBLE! I guess Petra Nemcova is with James Blunt because….. She’s prone to nose bleeds?

I also have some bonus Karolina Kurkova lingerie pics Here and Here… Just for good measure.

Veronica Varekova.
Adriana Lima.
Yanila Diaz-Rahi.