I haven’t had any pictures of Canadian hottie Elisha Cuthbert on the site in a month or two so these pictures of her from Complex magazine will do the trick. I almost forgot how gorgeous she is, maybe if she’d get back to work instead banging that asshole hockey player we’d see more of her. I play hockey too you know, and every eleventh game or so it’s my turn to bring beer so you know I have cash…. Call me.

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Like an idiot I Tivoed some movie starring Elisha Cuthbert and Christian Slater the other day and after trying to watch it, or at least most of it, I realized I’d been scammed. What a piece of shit! Elisha’s hot, how bad good it be right? She was a f@#king paraplegic! I could have been working on this shitty site for an hour and a half, that’s time AND money I can never get back. Thanks alot.

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You and I both know how f@#king hot Elisha Cuthbert is but not everyone is as internet savvy or as up to date with the young hollywood hotties of today as we are. Take the elderly for example, they’re too busy trying to deal with the latest bout of incontinence than to know just how powerful Elisha Cuthbert’s beauty really is, she’s hazardous to your health…. Just ask the poor old bastard in these pictures, you know he’s sitting in a fresh pantload.

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Poor princess seems to be having a tough time on her vacation in Hawaii with her pale hockey douche, playing in the surf, making out and flashing us some pretty good ass shots. Not that I’m complaining, she’s making my job a whole lot easier, looking at Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures are always a good way to spend your time working. I know most of you are hoping that one of those big Hawaiian waves will take her top clean off and gives us some nice Elisha Cuthbert topless pictures. I’ll keep my eyes peeled.

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Yesterday I did a post on Elisha Cuthbert and her new hockey player man-friend prancing around in their bikinis on the beach in Hawaii. Alright so thankfully only Elisha wears the bikini in this relationship because she’s at it again. I love when hot celebrity chicks go on vacation, it makes my job a hell of a lot easier, no hours and hours of searching for some random celeb in a compromising position…… Just straight up hottie Elisha Cuthbert in her bikini. What more could anyone ask for?

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So everyone knows by now that Elisha Cuthbert is dating yet another hockey player, first was that asslick Sean Avery and now it’s Dion Phaneuf who’s actually a good player so at least she’s moving up the ranks. Who knows maybe we’ll see her on Sidney Crosby’s arm one of these days. In any case, she’s apparently on vacation in Hawaii prancing around in her bikini looking sickly pale like most good Canadians do this time of year. If the pictures look a little off it’s because I had to do some fancy cropping, some f@#ker tagged them but the overall effect is still there; Elisha Cuthbert + Bikini = Good times. Enjoy.

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