Are you ready for these Jessica Alba bikini pictures? They’re going to be huge! Ugh! I know, they’re shit but what can I do. If you look closely you can see a hint of bikini through her weird old lady coverall. I’ve seen more skin on the geriatric beaches of Florida. Come one. Maybe she doesn’t to set a bad example for her kid by showing off her killer movie star body because what little girl would want to grow up to be like that? Huge disappointment.

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I’ve seen a lot of stripper’s and their shitty ass tattoos in my day, enough with the Playboy bunnies, so I know a classy stripper tramp stamp when I see one. Jessica Alba is a mom now, she’s not supposed to be flashing high ass tattoos outside Bed bath and Beyond. Shame on her, someone needs a spanking… That normally runs me about 30 to 40 dollars.

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The other day I did a post about Jessica Alba in an outfit that made her look like a retarded Scandinavian techno-popstar, so these pictures of her out golfing have won me back. I’m sure these are old shots because she doesn’t have her shitty new haircut but I’m in love with golf and a hottie like Jessica out playing my game is going to make in on the site every time. I’d like to birdie that hole…. In know, awful.

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What the f@#kles is this retarded outfit? I thought Jessica Alba was supposed to be part of the hot young Hollywood crowd not some escaped mental patient wearing clothes she found in a dumpster in the alley behind 1981. Don’t even get me started on the shitty new Norwegian techno-popstar haircut and glasses combination she’s working.

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I must still be drunk from yesterday’s post filled with Jessica Alba Campari calendar pictures because these shots of her at the calendars launch are pretty f@#king boring if you ask me. Sure her face looks hot and everything but what the f@#k is going on with the fat girl dress? She looks like a f@#king Christmas ornament.

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There’s something about a hottie like Jessica Alba doing ads for booze that I like, obviously there’s the booze, but I’m pretty sure it’s Jessica’s sweet big mom tits. I would have preferred to see her in some swimsuits from this century but what can you do. I don’t know why all the gay guys are there but you’ll just have to block them out.

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