Eva Longoria has ruined a lot of things in her day, television shows, movies, her husbands career and now she’s completely missed the point of a see through dress by wearing a f@#king bra. She’s even got the slutty leggings on, this could have been pretty hot, she would have got some good celebrity blog coverage and we all would have forgotten how rotten she is.

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Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Eva Longoria Rides It Like It’s Her Bitch

I don’t find Eva Longoria attractive in the least, her face is absolutely rotten, but I can appreciate a hot ass when I see one even if it’s attached to a shitty actress. I’ve tried to use only pictures of her from behind because it’s clearly her good side. She definitely looks much better walking away. F@#k this is a shitty post!

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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures
Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Eva Longoria Rides It Like It’s Her Bitch

You heard it here last! All the other celebrity blogs posted Eva Longoria bikini pictures yesterday but that’s not how I roll. Am I using that expression right? I heard some punk ass kids in oversized pants and kodiak boots say it on the subway today, but I’m not realy sure if they knew how to use it either. In any case, Eva Longoria’s ass stuffed into a bikini is how I roll…… I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine.

Last summer I did a post about Eva Longoria doing BeBe sports ads and how good she looks in a unitard. Well, she’s at it again only this time instead of a black and white photoshoot she’s in colour. She actually look alright which is strange because normally she looks like a massive Tony Barker turd. The magic of photoshop I guess.

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Lily Cole Does Arena UK.
Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine.

Here’s the new Bebe Sport ads featuring Eva Longoria looking pretty good in black and white. I’m not a big fan of fashion ads like these, they’re just huge photos of someone with their clothes on…. Boring! Other than marrying NBA pro Tony Parker, I don’t really know what she has to do with sports. Not that it really matters…. She looks Hot in a unitard.

Lily Cole Does Arena UK.
Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine.

In the past I’ve said I don’t find Eva Longoria that hot but I think that has changed now that I’ve seen a ‘Better Side’ of her. Something about her front bothers me she seems a little off. On the other hand this angle is quite flattering. I think the line from a cheesy 80’s hairband, I don’t know which on, “I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave” is appropriate at this time.

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Brooke Burke in her Pink Bikini
Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue