Can someone tell me why every tropical beach resort I’ve been to, it’s never a hot girl, it’s always the pale, fat British girls that get their hair braided…..Is it a cultural thing? Now here’s tubby Charlotte Church doing the same thing! She’s been in the public eye for a while now she should know better than to end up looking like fat tourist sunburnt to shit with your stupid retarded hairdo lying on the beach like a dying whale that washed ashore… Local fisherman running around covering her in wet towels trying to roll your fat ass back into the surf……. Don’t email me I know she’s pregnant that’s no excuse. Katie Price aka Jordan is also pregnant and look at her in a bikini HERE and on the town HERE.

Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallett Bikinis.
Uma Thurman Takes Her Mom Butt to the Beach.
Posh and Becks Take Her Nipples for a Walk.

Outspoken windbag Simon Cowell has said In an interview on the UK’s Classic FM that Welsh songstress Charlotte Church has thrown her singing career away.

“She was our representative. And this was a girl who in my opinion, with a bit of training and some work, could have been a massive massive operatic star for the next few years because she’s really talented. To me, it appears as if she’s thrown it all away for this different career. She’s crazy.”(source)

Church recently announce she was taking a year off from music to concentrate on her television career. Channel 4 has given her two more series of The Charlotte Church Show for next year. Cowell was being interviewed because he has yet another TV show starting. My guess it’s some sort of talent show.

And of course some pictures of Ms. Church in her bikini. Just for good measure.