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Apparently the ‘Girls Gone Wild‘ douche, Joe Francis, fresh from prison offered Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute friend Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to appear in a non-nude spread for his company’s new magazine, plus a chance to join the ‘Girls Gone Wild‘ tour bus. But being the cunning business man that he is, he decided to have his staff check the archives first. They did — and there she was. In 2003 while just 18 she spent a week on the bus in Miami filming full length tapes which included nudity and some girl on girl action……. I like her already! Sorry about the poor quality of the pictures they’re all I could find.

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So there’s Heather Mills standing in a square in London all by herself at the launch of an auction of celebrity shoes on eBay to raise funds for the Mines Advisory Group charity. “Where is everybody? Boo Hoo! I use to be married to Paul McCartney damn it! I have one leg.”

… the only members of the public who paid any attention were a couple of office workers eating their sandwiches in the square.(source)

Ha! I love it! You were a nobody before Paul and you’re a nobody now, it’s the circle of life sweetheart.

Everybody loves Santa Claus right? Wrong Asshole! Apparently the Germans and Austrians hate the Fat Bastard. At Christmas Markets accross the two countries you can find everything related to X mas. Except Santa.

We object to the material things, the hectic rush to buy gifts, and the ubiquity of the bearded man in the red suit that are taking away from the core meaning of Christmas.

Are you really surprised ‘Ze Germans’ are behind this? They don’t seem like a very festive bunch. Maybe it’s just me.

Creepy ‘Watch Around Water” Public Service Announcement from Australia that shows a kid floating lifeless at the bottom of a swimming pool. The negative ads are nothing new, (Car windshield Ad), and are supposed to shock people into action by depicting the results of unsafe behavior.
Where’s your Child? He’s running the FUCK away from the DEAD KID in the Pool.

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Brilliant But Cancelled has placed “Six Degrees” in a Coma.

After failing miserably in the ratings, even with a lead-in from “Grey’s Anatomy”, ABC has pulled “Six Degrees” starring Bridget Moynahan and Erika Christensen off the schedule. They say that it will “probably” return in January, don’t hold your breath.

The show has been at number six on the DeathWatch for just over a week. Odds of cancellation have held firm at 19:1.
The more astonishing news is that ABC will be replacing “Six Degrees” with “Men In Trees.” The Anne Heche relationship-comedy.(source)

Good idea guys, take the show with the hot girl and replace it with the cheap “Northern Exposure” knock off starring, of all people, on again off again LESBO Anne Heche.

Bridget Moynahan.

Erika Christensen.

Deathwatch: “20 Good Years” Cancelled.
Deathwatch: “Runaway” Cancelled.
Deathwatch: “Smith” Cancelled.
Deathwatch: “Happy Hour” Cancelled.