I really wish girls around here would walk their dogs in bikinis. I’d probably be way more stoked to go walk my dog. Heck, I’d probably walk him 2 or 3 times a day. Then again Michelle Rodriguez would probably kick my ass for looking at her. She always seems to play the badass girl… god I’m so over that.

At least she pretends to be in her leather jacket, aviators and see through top …. What a tease. If you’re going to do it do it right, go braless get your picture on Hollywood Tuna, who knows maybe you’ll get some work out of it. The way things are going now you’re on the fast track to a made for TV movie starring Steve Guttenberg, Meredith Baxter Birney and THEN Michelle Rodriguez as the retarded half sister….. Rock Bottom.

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I’m not kidding, I stole those sheets from a Howard Johnson’s in Deleware in 1997 for reasons I don’t feel I should share. Here’s what Michelle had to say about the place.

“…What the FUCK! How’d you get in here ASSHOLE! Get the fuck out ya piece of SHIT, I have a GUN!…………….[Inaudible profanity]”

Anyhow, it’s true. I like what she’s done with the place. Enjoy.

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