This had better be a Joke. The Turd Twister comes with 10 popular, dishwasher safe ( SICK! ) designs that you can use to shape your turds into fun shapes. I’m going to throw up. You stick this thing up your ass and shit out a design, don’t worry, the EZ Grip Sphincter Lock system will keep it in place…. Ok that’s enough! The Turd Twister site claims that it is great for special occasions: marriage/divorce, dating/breaking up, golf tournaments or a gift for the boss. The Boss? Ha! Go ahead and give this to your boss and see what happens. I dare you.

If for some strange reason you want to buy one, you can get it Here

Shock Yourself In Style.
Surfing in Downtown Munich.
80’s Arcade Games in Stop Motion Animation.

Poor little kitty is hungry between meals… A little snack won’t hurt. BULLSHIT! Papi-chan’s owners thought the same thing and now they’re stuck with a fat ass hairball weighing nearly 30 pounds. Now they’re trying to get the weight off with diet cat food, forcing Papi-chan to climb stairs, and going for walks with a special weight-bearing harness…….All the other cats are laughing at you Papi-chan.

Skin Burning Tattoo.
Tiger Roaming The Streets.
Students Jump out of Library Window.

Skin burning tattoo or scarification is a permanent body modification that uses scar tissue produced by the body to form designs, pictures, or words in the skin. Scars are most often formed by cutting or branding the skin. I’m not sure I’d be up for this one, some of them seem pretty cool I guess if they heal properly.
I you want to see a detailed image of what this looks like during the actual burning you can see it Here.

Crazy Face Tattoo.
Nut Job Body Modification.
Moron Gets Breakfast Tattoo… ON HIS HEAD!!!
Yet Another Nut Job.

Next time you’re out with your twat friends, with their retarded Chin Strap beards, fake tans and waxed eyebrows, trying to decide what gay shot to get …. Now you know. The jellyfish shot….. Sick.

Moron Gets Breakfast Tattoo… ON HIS HEAD!!!
How To Hypnotize a Chicken.
Fat Kid Dancing?

Some guy was watching Iron Chef America the oher day and thought he noticed the screen quickly blink red. Thanks to the magic of the Dish Network DVR, he could watch it again in to slow motion.

Sure enough, Food Network is apparently allowing McDonalds to run subliminal advertisements in the middle of their programming!

Super Soaker at 45 Below.
Tiger Roaming The Streets.
Students Jump out of Library Window.

A hole in a live cow? Why not! You can see directly into it’s stomach, grass, hay and all. It was recorded at a Veterinary University and the cow doesn’t seem to mind. Not really sure how it works but I could go for a steak.

And now some Girls.
Capture the Flag in Downtown Toronto.
“Oldplay” sings ‘Fix You’
Some People Will do Anything To Get Out of Class.