It’s not often I post any pictures of Christina Aguilera, mostly because she always seems to look like a sad clown, but these shots of her arriving at some pre-Grammy shit are special. Her mom tits look pretty f@#king awesome falling out of that top…. Like a couple of newborns making a break for it head first. Enjoy

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Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs
Jodie Marsh Is A Trashy Mess

Christina Aguilera seems to be nothing but a sad clown these days, I don’t mean sad as in depressed, I mean sad as in pathetic. Some of us used to think she was pretty hot, now she looks like an awful stripper I use to know for 15 minutes at a time. At least in these pictures of her arriving at some party for Target she’s dressed as a slutty looking sad clown with the fishnets and all. It’s a start.

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Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs
Jodie Marsh Is A Trashy Mess

I don’t know what the f@#k is going on with christina Aguilera, I guess having a baby has completely f@#ked up the part of her brain that controls any sort of judgement when it comes to fashion. I can’t look at her dress, I’m feeling a little nauseous, I’m pretty sure that pattern is stolen from those 3D Magic Eye Puzzles from the nineties… I need to lie down.

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Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs
Jodie Marsh Is A Trashy Mess

I don’t have any children, that one in Cuba doesn’t count, so I’m not sure how these things work but apparently after having a child you completely lose whatever fashion sense you once had. That’s the only excuse Christina Aguilera could possibly have for heading out on a shopping spree looking like a retard time traveling through the 80’s and 90’s. “I’m a mother now, I can get a boys haircut and wear whatever I want” . How many times have I heard that?

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Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs
Jodie Marsh Is A Trashy Mess

I don’t know what to tell you here, I guess having a baby can do some strange things to a woman’s body…. Just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fat ass (Zing!). But seriously folks, Christina Aguilera’s new mom t*ts are f@#ked up, I’m just a simple blogger but even I know that a woman’s cleavage shouldn’t have corners. My crack team of researchers tell me that Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t have any kids, what the f@#k? Even science can’t explain that thing.

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Christina Aguilera looks pretty hot in her see through sweater showing off her sexy leopard print bra, too bad she ruins the whole f@#king thing with her fat belly hanging out. Isn’t she supposed to be a sex symbol? Shouldn’t she be working out a little or at least……. What’s that? My assistant tells me she’s F@#king pregnant… Damn it mom! You’re supposed to be on top of these things. No wonder she’s got that orange glow about her.

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