Boring Jennifer Garner at the Kingdom premier in Tokyo. She’s dressed like a freakin’ secretary! But not a dirty one. She needs to put her hair up and wear some glasses. Now that would be hot. Ah! Who am I kidding? I’d still let her do me. You hear that Jen? Call me baby.

Ah Gwen, what are you doing walking around like that… bikini top, flip flop, and some stupid sun dress. You should be wearing something way sluttier, I’m disappointed in you. Oh well there’s always tomorrow right? Don’t let me down girl.

So my friend called me this morning to tell me he hung out with Paris Hilton last night in Vegas and that she’s really good looking in person. Whatever, I bet he’s just saying that because he wants to fuck her… I guess I’d give her a go also. Here she is in Vegas promoting her fashion line “Dollhouse”.

Wow Alyssa Milano has really aged well. She’s like how old now… 35? I mean that’s old for me, I like my girls in a bracket of 18-25. Anyways yeah she looks good in that blue tank top. Pictures were for the release of her new creation: “Touch”, from her fashion line. *Edit* Everything is great and dandy except that hair on her arm in pictures 2 and 7… I dont know about that.

Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Cute @ 2007 Teen Choice Awards BASTARDLY

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