• BOBA FETT LOOKS FOR WORK [CRAVE ONLINE]
• Britney Spears Wearing Panties & a Pirate Belt!! [BASTARDLY]
• Huge Hockey Hit: Keep your head up asshole! [COLLEGEHUMOR]
• Hilary Duff’s Boobs Are HUGE! [HOLLYWOODTUNA]
• Kylie Minogue Poised For Big Comeback [I’M NOT OBSESSED]
• Crazy Between the Legs 7-10 Split [FLABBER]
• Adriana Lima shows her thong [HORNYOYSTER]
• Rumer Willis’s hair thinks it’s 1987 [CELE]BITCHY]
• Josie Maran Kicked Off Dancing With The Stars!? [POPOHOLIC]
• Dear Angelina & Brad: Please Back Off the School [CITYRAG]
• Heidi Montag’s fake Tits in a Bikini [DRUNKENSTEPFATHER]
• Hot Chicks In Bikinis: Kristen Bell [NINJADUDE]
• Kim Kardashian Wears Clothing? Why? [DEREKHAIL]
• Spend Time With Smallville’s Erica Durance [CHUGSANDJUGS]
• Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini Pictures [YEEEAH]
• International Babe of the Day: Ana Sofia Henao [DOUBLEVIKING]
• Tom Cruise Building Alien Attack Proof Bunker [BUMPSHACK]
• Lacey Chabert showing off great cleavage [RICHANDBRAINLESS]
• MEET HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA NOW!

Sex on the beach is F@#king right! Ow! Hottie Abigail Clancy on the cover of November’s FHM magazine makes the tide come in. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either but I’m keeping it. When am I going to get my chance with this girl? Is she still dating that freak Peter Crouch? I’m a good guy Abbey, I’m always looking for a future ex-girlfriend.

Abigail Clancy in Arena Magazine
Abigail Clancy in GQ Magazine
Who The Hell is Erin Nass?

This post is pretty lame isn’t it? Damn it! I knew I shouldn’t have had those last four drinks. It’s too late now, the images are already resized so tough luck. Jessica Alba is one of those annoying people that look good in every picture regardless of what they’re wearing. Take a hundred pictures of me and you’ll be lucky if you get one good shot. I guess that’s why I’ll never be a celebrity. It makes me sick!

Kristin Cavallari’s Tits on the Set
Ashlee Simpson makes Jessica Look Bad
Hayden Panettiere has a Dirty Mouth

Top 10 Celebrity Douchebags CRAVE ONLINE

Victoria’s Secret Angels Fly Virgin Airlines! BASTARDLY
40 Foot Slip n Slide? COLLEGEHUMOR
Jennifer Love Hewitt Likes To Push-up HOLLYWOODTUNA
Kate Moss Goes Voodoo I’M NOT OBSESSED

Natalia Bush in scary bikini HORNYOYSTER
K-Fed in new romance with Colin Farrell’s sex tape ex CELE]BITCHY
We Own The Night Trailer POPOHOLIC
Stupid Human Tricks CITYRAG

Kim Kardashian’s Mom Jeans of the Day DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Another Car Crash For Britney Spears NINJADUDE
Jessica Simpson Wears Short Shorts DEREKHAIL
Playboy wants Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson THE BLEMISH

Pam Anderson’s Liver Has Seen Better Days YEEEAH
Real Men Love Point Break DOUBLEVIKING
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Dating Again BUMPSHACK
Jade Goody Floral Bikini RICHANDBRAINLESS

Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures EGOTASTIC
106 Year old is a better bowler than me FLABBER
MEET HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA NOW!

I used to find Jennifer Lopez pretty hot until she started spending all her time with senor Marc Anthony and her looks seemed to take a downward turn. However after seeing these pictures of her in the November issue of Arena Magazine I’m hoping this could be a sign of things to come. Personally I think any time we have pictures of a hard bodied J-Lo soaking wet with her tits hanging out their should be a national holiday…. You know, a day off to reflect.

Jamie Lynn Sigler in Arena Magazine
Abigail Clancy in Arena Magazine
Lily Cole Does Arena UK.

Resident nobody Danielle Lloyd finally decided to do something to further her career…. Flash a little ass. Good! It’s nice to see someone taking a proactive approach, hitting the pavement so to speak, trying to get herself notice. She’s got nothing else going for her she might as well use her “assets” to get her name out there….. Or at least on this shitty site.

Danielle Lloyd and the Giant Shoe
Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere Wrestle
Holly Valance is my Kind of Girl