Amy Smart Topless With Her Nipples Covered - HOLLYWOODTUNA

The girls from The Hills are in Rolling Stone - BASTARDLY
Chris Brown Is The New Usher - I’M NOT OBSESSED

Bar Refaeli in black and white - HORNYOYSTER
Kate Hudson tops People’s Most Beautiful list - CELE]BITCHY

Jokerized Dark Knight Trailer - POPOHOLIC
Paula Abdul Is A Nut Case of the Day - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

Mariah Carey Is Engaged to Nick Cannon - YEEEAH
Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, and others in bikinis - DOUBLEVIKING

41 hours in and elevator…. With Diarrhea - FLABBER
Kelly Brook looks better Single - DEREKHAIL

Jimi Hendrix’s Sex Tape to be released - HOLLYWIRE

In the last little while I’ve lost interest in Hilary Duff for no better reason than she’s dating that douche hockey player Mike Comrie. That may seem shallow to some of you but I don’t give a sh*t, I like to think she only has thighs for me. See what I did there, I took a classic expression and slutted it up…. I know it’s kind of weak but that’s what happens when I see a hottie like Hilary Duff in short shorts….. I’m confused.

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Hilary Duff in Bitch Boots and Hotpants
Hilary Duff in Short Shorts
Haylie Duff’s got Cleavage… Hilary Not so Much
Hilary Duff in Maxim Magazine

It must be tough being a supermodel like Miranda Kerr, always having to look f@#king hot, smiling and all that garbage, I don’t know how she does it. I bet she has a hard time hailing a cab or getting in to clubs… Poor thing. I could help her with that, I literally have hundreds of dollars in the bank so I can pretty much get her anything she wants.

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Miranda Kerr in her Lingerie
Brooke Adams in a Tiny Bikini
Emma Boughton has a great ass!

I’ve been hearing a lot of “buzz” about these Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair pictures and decided I should probably do a post on them to try and drive in some traffic because that’s the sort of opportunistic asshole I am. I don’t see what all the fuss is about, I see girls wearing sluttier outfits everyday walking down the street. Don’t they have parents? Miley does, he’s right there lounging romantically with her like any good father would. It’s almost as creepy as Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter’s ass…… I blame the “Internet”.

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Caprice Bourret Shows us Her Cannes
These Girls Make My Pants Crowded
Adriana Lima in Her Knickers

It’s not often that I do a post about this Keeley Hazell broad, I leave that to HollywoodTuna, I think he has an unhealthy infatuation with her which hopefully his therapist is helping him work through. In any case I figured a few topless pictures of Keeley in the May issue of NUTS Magazine might be a refreshing change for my readers considering the other day’s manly Brook Hogan bikini pictures. Does Keeley have a job other than flashing her tits in sh*tty men’s magazines?

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Denise Milani and her Massive Breasts
Jennifer Ellison Topless in Nuts Magazine
Adriana Lima’s Tight Body

The Lauren Conrad sex tape confirmed? - HOLLYWOODTUNA

Kim & Khloe Kardashian Hit Up Jimmy Choo Store - BASTARDLY
David Beckham will visit Sesame Street - I’M NOT OBSESSED

Thieves pick the wrong guys to mess with - HORNYOYSTER
Spitzer’s ho is suing Girls Gone Wild - CELE]BITCHY

Minka Kelly’ Speedy Impression - POPOHOLIC
Bald douche Jeremy Piven still gets hot chicks - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

Britney’s Back On TV - YEEEAH
An Ex-Playmate has ruined herself - DOUBLEVIKING

‘Dane Cook Jr.’ High School Speech - FLABBER
Ummm…Hulk, that’s your daughter - DEREKHAIL

Gary Dourdan arrested for possession - HOLLYWIRE