I feel like I’m cheating on Penelope by posting these pictures of Monica Cruz at the ‘He by Mango’ Men’s Collection Presentation in Munich. Whatever the f@#k that is. Penelope knows how I feel about her but sometimes you have to bone your wife’s sister to get a little attention around the house. That’s just the way things are in this day and age.

Penelope and Monica Cruz Mango Ads
I Want to be the Meat in a Cruz Sister Sandwich
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz in her See Through Top

You would think that a few pictures of some chick in her workout gear leaving the gym would be pretty f@#king boring. But when the chick in question is super model Alessandra Amborsio it’s a whole new ball game. I had no idea there were such hot women at the gym, I haven’t worked out in years, unless you consider getting a lapdance from a legless stripper a workout.

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Kendra Wilkinson Gets A Slutty Lap Dance
Danielle Lloyd Flashes her Ass
Alessandra Ambrosio for Breakfast

It’s nice to see that Kim Kardashian’s big ass is starting to make a few friends, it was getting a little pathetic seeing it in the playground all alone on the swings and teeter totters. I don’t know who the f@#k the chick is but if she’s a friend of Kim’s big ass she’s a friend of mine. Maybe the three of us can get together and play spin the bottle… That’s got pink eye written all over it.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Bikini Pictures
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The Kardashian Sisters Use Their Tongues

Eva Longoria has ruined a lot of things in her day, television shows, movies, her husbands career and now she’s completely missed the point of a see through dress by wearing a f@#king bra. She’s even got the slutty leggings on, this could have been pretty hot, she would have got some good celebrity blog coverage and we all would have forgotten how rotten she is.

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Halle Berry Topless in Esquire Magazine.
Eva Longoria Rides It Like It’s Her Bitch

Abigail Clancy Because She Is So Hot It’s Sick - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Hayden Panettiere’s First Regrettable Tattoo! - BASTARDLY

Robert Downey Jr. On The Set Of Sherlock Holmes IMNOTOBSESSED
Maryse Ouellet Sluts Up Short Shorts - HORNYOYSTER

Obama’s Daily Show Interview - YEEEAH
Shower Prank Failure - DOUBLEVIKING

Blake Lively Has The Schoolgirl Thing Down - POPOHOLIC
Don’t Mess With Treadmills - FLABBER

Fashion Victim or Fashionista? Gemma Arterton - F-LISTED
Samuel L. Jackson is the Next Karate Kid - DEREKHAIL

Paris Hilton insists she’s not too skinny ICYDK
This has got to be true Love - UBERGUY

I didn’t think it was possible for my future ex wife Cheryl Cole to get any f@#king hotter than she already was until I saw these pictures of her on stage with her tits hanging out. Where the f@#k did they come from? She’s always had a killer body but I’ve never seen her cleavage like this. It’s amazing what a good bra can do. I wish I had boxers that worked the same way.

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Cheryl Cole’s Sweet Little Cleavage
Cheryl Cole’s Nipples Even Look Good in Sweats
Cheryl Cole’s Chocolate Covered Tits