Apparently Ryan Phillipe got drunk and attacked some papparazi yelling out “We’re tired and I’m DRUNK!!!” I know the feeling. Obviously I’m doing this post because I think douche’s girlfriend Abbie Cornish is hot and from the safety of my laptop computer I can say I’d like to rail her like a locomotive without feeling the sting of the Phillipes wrath. Is Phillipes even the plural of Phillipe or is it Phillipi? I can never remember.

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