Here’s Kim Kardashian out celebrating her and her big ass’ birthday at TAO the other night. I had no idea her ass was so old. Don’t get me wrong, I love it and all, but it’s only got a few good years left. It’s like cinderella approaching midnight, Once that thing passes thirty look out, it will turn back into a massive ass pumpkin. Until then enjoy.

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