Nintendo’s Wii gaming console will be out on Nov. 19, costing $250 US. Better than $600 for playstation3. It has a motion-sensing Bluetooth controller…[Insert nerd speak here]… You can surf the net with the Wii Channel …[more nerd talk]… and has at least 25 games like tennis, golf, baseball and bowling.

“Sporting the size of a traditional remote control, the wireless Wii Remote controller is a multifunctional device that is limited only by the game designer’s imagination. In a tennis game, it serves as your racket you swing with your arm. In a driving game, it serves as your steering wheel. For first-person shooters, the remote acts as your weapon that you point at an enemy. The list of potential uses goes on and on.”

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This all sounds far to complicated for me, when I play these silly games I don’t feel like sweating. The way I like to play involves a few beers, a shitty old TV and maybe a nap. Although I do like Duck Hunt, it’s very advanced with that gun and all. I want to press A to jump, not actually jump, I might hurt myself.

PS. I still have the old console in my basement, Interesting trades considered.

Nintendo Wii Apple spoof.