Open Champagne Like a Champ.
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I’ve tried being all smooth…. Popping Champagne bottles looking cool, but somehow some chick always gets a cork in the eye……. I laugh my ass off….. She cries……. More laughing…. And I end up alone and drunk. This guy doesn’t seem to have that problem.
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