Hilary Duff Makes My Teeth Hurt.
That may not be entirely true, it’s possible that it’s the MASSIVE FRIKIN’ CAVITY I just found out I have. I guess that’s what you get when you don’t go to the dentist for over 5 years…. A root canal. On the other hand Hilary Duff has perfect teeth. Surprise! Surprise! Not all of us have time to prance around in our little Mickey Mouse T-Shirts looking too hot. Of all the Pop Starlets out there these days Hilary is by far my favorite, I think she and I should hold hands, even if I don’t know any of her songs….. I’m sure they’re quite…. Um…. Below average.
















