Jessica Simpson Gives John Mayer Some Hand.
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See what I did there? I made a silly joke. I know…. Sorry, I got nothing. I’ve been hung over for two days now and have a root canal to look forward to first thing in the morning so tough luck. Anyhow Jessica Simpson is boring as a brunette…. She’s always been kinda dull but at least as a blonde she seemed little sluttier. Which is always good. And what’s with John Mayer’s creepy pedophile mustache?
