I know, I know, it’s pretty Frikin’ obvious who’s hotter but if I’m going to have any chance with Hilary Duff I want to show her that I can get along with her siblings no matter how weird looking they are. Maybe that’s a tad harsh, Haylie Duff is actually quite attractive but next to sister Hilary, she could have roman candles shooting out of her ass and nobody would notice. I guess that’s how my brother feels. poor kid.

Hilary Duff Makes My Teeth Hurt
Hilary Duff Death Threat
Not so Grumpy Moment with Hilary Duff