Fresh out of rehab, orange faced and white legged, Lindsay Lohan already has the new Apple iPhone. What better accessorie for your disgusting 70’s mom jean short than the latest in mobile technology. All she needs is a Washignton Redskins jersey and a teased Bon Jovi haircut and she’d be my old babysitter. I guess one of her minions waited in line for a few days or does she just get a free one? Tough life you’ve got there sweetheart.

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