When I say Paris Hilton is smart I don’t mean because she’s wearing glasses. I’ve said it many times before, when I say ’smart’ I mean she’s got big tits. Now Paris isn’t the most voluptuous of women but she sure seems to be able to fill out her old lady bathing suit in all the right spots. And what’s with the shorts? Normally when someone goes swimming in shorts or a t-shirt it’s because they’re hiding something…. Like chicken pox.

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