I go on vacation for a couple of weeks and when I get back I find out lingerie company Agent Provocateur has replaced both Kylie Minogue and Kate Moss with Maggie Gylenhaal? What the hell is going on? Are they trying to encourage sexually non descript women to wear lingerie. I was on the beach in Greece about a week ago where a couple of shemales performed a show in which they dry humped a fat topless chick in a thong….. Even THAT turned me on more than these pictures….. SICK!

Charlize Theron Cleavage Pictures
Kat Von D from LA Ink - Hot or Not?
Hilary Duff in Maxim Magazine