Jessica Simpson is ‘Smart’ and Cold
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I’m sure everyone already knows that when I say “smart” I mean she’s got big tits. But I’m only allowed to refer to her right tit because that bastard over at HollywoodTuna seems to have already staked his claim on her left one and keeps threatening legal action. In any case her right breast looks much better than the left on this chilly fall day. The glasses and the vest I can do without.
Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini.
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