Jessica Simpson should have a word with sister Ashlee about leaving the house dressed in her stupid trendy ’80’s outfit with her ‘Days of Thunder‘ sunglasses they use to give away at Burger King. Here’s Jessica who took the time to actually look at herself in the mirror before walking out the door only to find her younger sister looking like a Devo reject. My brother does the same thing to me so I know how she feels …. He’s such a douche.

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