Sex on the beach is F@#king right! Ow! Hottie Abigail Clancy on the cover of November’s FHM magazine makes the tide come in. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either but I’m keeping it. When am I going to get my chance with this girl? Is she still dating that freak Peter Crouch? I’m a good guy Abbey, I’m always looking for a future ex-girlfriend.

Abigail Clancy in Arena Magazine
Abigail Clancy in GQ Magazine
Who The Hell is Erin Nass?