You call this a calendar? What the f@#k! It looks like an ad for a tranny strip club and not even a good tranny strip club if their is such a thing. Now THIS is what a calender should look like, a hot chick in different bikinis with her tits hanging out. That’s it! Not some strange futuristic transgendered version of a shitty early 90’s music video which was the last time anyone would pay more than a nickel for a Kylie Minogue Calendar.

Kylie Minogue Models Her Old Lady Bikini
Kylie Minogue’s Plastic Face
Gemma Atkinson - Official Calendar 2008