Gross! Kylie Minogue needs to give up trying to find her young sexy self and deal with the fact that she’s in the afternoon of her life. These pseudo S&M promo pictures for her new album ‘X’ are as exciting as the accidental bladder leaks that I’m sure Ms. Minogue is becoming quite familiar with.

Kylie Minogue Models Her Old Lady Bikinis
Kylie Minogue’s Boring Calendar 2008
Dannii Minogue Bikini Pictures