The other day I smashed the sh*t out of my tailbone playing hockey and, other than going to the bars, I’ve pretty much been bed ridden ever since….. I need to go to the bars because beers are the only thing that makes it feel better, well maybe not the only thing, staring at Kim Kardashian’s fat ass and big t*ts also helps….. Doctor’s orders.

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