Eeeeewwwwwww! I’m not feeling well all of a sudden. When I got an email asking if I wanted some pictures of a former sitcom superstar prancing around in her bikini I got a little excited. And then…… I saw them. Ugh! Patricia Heaton use to be half decent looking back when she was on TV, wasn’t she? I mean she had her t*ts done that had to count for something. Now she looks like a ragged old lady with the t*ts of a twenty year old. Jesus! I need some air.

Is this is a hoax? Please tell me it’s part of that douche Ashton Kutcher’s new show where he pranks the media. This is a cadaver they borrowed from the morgue and animated using the magic of Jim Henson right? It has to be.

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