Paris Hilton is a strange bird, her cleavage to stick figure ratio changes daily depending on what outfit she happens to be wearing. In these shots, with one of the twin douchebags from that band that not even the Emo kids listen to anymore, her cleavage looks great, duck tape can fix anything. It’s quite an accomplishment because we all know her chest is as flat as one of those obnoxious long skateboards that I’m sure this Benji/Joel asshole has ridden at some point in his life…. F@#k I hate those things.

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