On my birthday I drank one of those mini Heineken kegs and woke up on my couch without any pants on… I didn’t get a big f@#king cake with sparklers!!! I’m aware that I don’t have massive fake tits that to draw the rich douchebags in like flies to sh*t but still. I wonder how many “motorboats” she had to dish out to get such a massive cake.

For all you perverts out there some random chick in the background of the last pic is flashing an upskirt for you. Enjoy

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