I’ve seen some bad celebrity bikini pictures before, Jennifer Love Hewitt comes to mind, but these are even upsetting my bowels…. That’s how bad they are. I’m aware that Queen Latifah has always been a big girl and even big girls want to play in the surf but…… I’ve never felt so bad for an air mattress before in my life…. Hang in there buddy. Notice how I didn’t say anything nasty like we should be covering her in wet towels, making sure her airhole is clear while we roll her back into the ocean…. That’s not nice.

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