I was pretty hung over on saturday so I spent the better part of the day watching some celebrity golf tournament and spotted superhottie Jessica Simpson watching her douche chop up the course. I don’t think I’d be able to concentrate on my game knowing her sweet tits were watching me. F@#k she’s hot!! So not only is Tony Romo a superstar quarterback, he gets to nail Jessica Simpson repeatedly and now I find out he’s also a better f@#king golfer than I am…… I hate that guy.

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