Now that Jessica Simpson has been trying to go country she seems to think all she needs to do is put on a pair of cut off jean shorts and some high heel cowboy boots and we’ll all just assume she’s been singing country music for years. I bet she’s got a closet full of cut off short shorts and spends hours on end in front of the mirror in her little undies trying on all the different styles… Heaven.

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