If you feel you just HAVE to “represent” your big guy upstairs, might as well do it with style. The Saint B is a cross shaped digital audio player created by a Russian Design studio. Now you can rock out to Megadeath at your half-wit third cousins church wedding. Praise the Lord!

Concept: A form of the player is inspired by the original Christian symbol, the cross. Indeed, we wear it in the same manner as a player - around the neck.
We are playing not only with the form, but with religious symbolsycs. This player immediately brings many questions - whether it is possible to listen to any kind of music on it? Whether it can keep on playing a role of the religious symbol? Does everybody have a moral right to wear this(source)

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If you just can’t part with your iPod Shuffle get the iBelieve, a cross shaped replacement cap with lanyard. Jesus Christ! They’re sold out. Sorry.

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