I bet Jessica Simpson has never once had a cab driver pass her by and with good reason, those tits could stop wars. Life must be pretty easy for Jessica’s tits, never having to pick up a check, always getting the best seat in the house and the showers….. Oh the showers. I guess it could get a little annoying having everybody stare and throw smarties all the time.

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