Monica Bellucci in Italian GQ
I was in Rome about 3 years ago having a drink at a cafe with some Swedes I had just met. Sitting at the table next to me was Monica Bellucci, I know this because people were asking for her autograph. Anyhow, we made eye contact and when she got up to leave she spoke to me. She said:
“Smettere di guardare ai miei seni, pervertito”
Which loosely translated means “After we make love, I would like to swim in the blue of your eyes for all eternity.” Or something like that.
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on November 9th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
I’d let her shit on my back.