I don’t have any children, that one in Cuba doesn’t count, so I’m not sure how these things work but apparently after having a child you completely lose whatever fashion sense you once had. That’s the only excuse Christina Aguilera could possibly have for heading out on a shopping spree looking like a retard time traveling through the 80’s and 90’s. “I’m a mother now, I can get a boys haircut and wear whatever I want” . How many times have I heard that?

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