I don’t really give a sh@t that Jessica Simpson has decided to start peddling some stupid perfume at Walmart or wherever the f@#k she is, but anytime her sweet tits make an appearance, I’m all over it. I still can’t believe that douche divorced this chick, so much for the lifetime supply of motorboats.

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