I feel like I’m cheating on Penelope by posting these pictures of Monica Cruz at the ‘He by Mango’ Men’s Collection Presentation in Munich. Whatever the f@#k that is. Penelope knows how I feel about her but sometimes you have to bone your wife’s sister to get a little attention around the house. That’s just the way things are in this day and age.

Penelope and Monica Cruz Mango Ads
I Want to be the Meat in a Cruz Sister Sandwich
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz in her See Through Top