We already knew Jessica Simpson’s tits could get a person into a little trouble but apparently they’re also pretty f@#king dangerous. Jessica and her hairdresser buddy were leaving some restaurant when her massive cleavage caused a camera to hit him in the face, he needed 9 stitches. I’d take a few stitches to get that close to those tits. But that’s just me.

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