I get that a pregnant woman is supposed to be all natural and gorgeous and all that bullsh#t, but they just freak me the f@#k out. You know you’ve got a human being kicking around in there right? WIth hair and finger nails and all that? Weird. Anyway, here’s Jessica Simpson taking her turn to ...
I didn’t put up many pictures from the Academy Awards red carpet or after parties because I really don’t care for women in evening gowns, but I know that there are a few women and some gay guys out there who like this kinda thing so here you go. Here’s Jessica Simpson all dolled up ...
It looks as though Jessica Simpson has put the weight she supposedly lost right back on, luckily for us most of it has gone directly to her now massive boobs. Jesus H. Christopher! It looks like she’s smuggling two bald midgets through airport security. I for one can handle a chubbier Jessica, as long as ...
As if Tiger Woods wasn’t lucky enough already what with the amazing golf game, billions of dollars and the hot ass swedish wife, here he is hanging out with my favorite big boobed dumb blond Jessica Simpson. What an asshole. I love golf so when you through in a hottie like Jessica in a tight ...
Here’s Jessica Simpson shaking her sweet beer belly at the “Bud & BBQ” festival in San Antonio Texas the other day. I thought she was losing the weight? At least the rest of her looks pretty good. I bet she can go through fifty chicken wings like it’s nobody’s business. I’d still cover that belly ...
These are from a few days ago, but I still think they’re worth a look, Jessica Simpson’s big tits in a tube top shouldn’t go unnoticed if you ask me. She’s not doing anything special, just going through security at LAX but I have to say that if I was working security I think a ...
It’s nice to see that Jessica Simpson is almost back to her old self, here she is stuffing her fat tits into a tight f@#king dress. I’m sure this is an outfit from when she was a little skinnier because it’s stretched out pretty thin in some of these pictures, almost to the point where ...
These pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving some restaurant in LA the other night started off pretty damn boring, until some clever paparazzo came up with the brilliant idea to change the angle up a bit. So here are some nice perverted shots up Ms. Simpson’s dress, if you’re into that kind of thing. He’s lucky ...
I’ve been sick as f@#k for the last couple of days and I’ve been having crazy ass fever dreams involving breaking into supermodels houses with Tracy Morgan and Lyndon Johnson for some reason. So these pictures of Jessica Simpson showing off a little leg will hopefully put some good thoughts in my head when I ...