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Site News: Change Of Format
In case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t updated the site in a while. Not because I’m a lazy f@#k, but because I’ve decided I’ve had enough of the celebrity hottie game. I don’t have the interest I once did and need a change. In the next week or so I’ll be rolling out a new ...
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The Toilet Paper: Busting Balls Daily
The Toilet Paper comes in. It’s an email newsletter that provides a funny, smart burst of daily news delivered directly to your inbox. Each day The Toilet Paper is a quick and easy way to the latest stuff that’s important to you in a light and witty way. It’s just some dudes busting balls on ...
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Eliot Spitzer’s Escort Ashley Alexandra Dupre Girls Gone Wild Pictures
Apparently the ‘Girls Gone Wild‘ douche, Joe Francis, fresh from prison offered Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute friend Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to appear in a non-nude spread for his company’s new magazine, plus a chance to join the ‘Girls Gone Wild‘ tour bus. But being the cunning business man that he is, he decided to ...
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Nobody shows for Heather Mills Shoe auction
So there’s Heather Mills standing in a square in London all by herself at the launch of an auction of celebrity shoes on eBay to raise funds for the Mines Advisory Group charity. “Where is everybody? Boo Hoo! I use to be married to Paul McCartney damn it! I have one leg.” … the only ...
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Anti-Santa Campaign.
Everybody loves Santa Claus right? Wrong Asshole! Apparently the Germans and Austrians hate the Fat Bastard. At Christmas Markets accross the two countries you can find everything related to X mas. Except Santa. We object to the material things, the hectic rush to buy gifts, and the ubiquity of the bearded man in the red ...
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Disturbing Public Service Announcement.
Creepy ‘Watch Around Water” Public Service Announcement from Australia that shows a kid floating lifeless at the bottom of a swimming pool. The negative ads are nothing new, (Car windshield Ad), and are supposed to shock people into action by depicting the results of unsafe behavior. Where’s your Child? He’s running the FUCK away from ...
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Deathwatch 2006 Update
Brilliant But Cancelled has placed “Six Degrees” in a Coma. After failing miserably in the ratings, even with a lead-in from “Grey’s Anatomy”, ABC has pulled “Six Degrees” starring Bridget Moynahan and Erika Christensen off the schedule. They say that it will “probably” return in January, don’t hold your breath. The show has been at ...
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Deathwatch 2006 Update.
Deathwatch 2006 has put “20 good years” in a Coma. Thank God. The show focuses on two single 60 somethings who decide they only have about 20 good years left to make the most of . Obviously that wasn’t the case, more like 3 Shitty Weeks, the show has been removed from NBC’s regular programming. ...
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Alex Best knows how to pick ‘em
Former flight attendant Alex Best, widow of Manchester United legend George Best, is reportedly shopping for a house with her balding businessman ex, Howard Kruger. The two dated after her relationship with on again off again alcoholic George ended. But she dumped Kruger after he was arrested on charges he molested a six year old ...