If you’ve recently lost a loved one, a company called LifeGem can to turn your DEAD HOMIES into some BITCHIN’ DIAMONDS. Using extreme heat they turn cremated remains into graphite and press into a rough diamond crystal. Then they cut it, polish it and turn it into a diamond. The prices range from $3 000 and $20 000. Talk about giving PROPS.
Separate out NO MORE THAN 8 ounces (about 1 Cup) of the cremated remains and tightly secure in a plastic bag or other plastic container. DO NOT send all of the remains unless you have chosen our additional scattering option or return option. We only need 8 ounces to produce all of the LifeGem diamonds on your order…You do NOT need to send the deceased to our location in Chicago.
When I die, the last thing I want is to be turned into a nose ring for one of my DUMBASS friends.
Apparently they now offer the same service for pets. A diamond made from my friends stupid cat would be nice.