Demi Moore’s Award Winning Hard Body
Alright you got me, Demi Moore’s hard MILF body didn’t win any awards, that I know of, but she was at the ESPY Awards last night giving some shit out to that dope fiend Michael Phelps so that’s close enough. That’s not to say her body doesn’t deserve an award, look at that ass, come to think of it all of a sudden I have an award for her, it’s about average sized and very warm.
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