Doutzen Kroes Is Hot As Hell
Maybe none of you losers are aware of this, but supermodels are f@#king hot. Here’s a good example. I don’t know what marketing genius had the bright idea to invite supermodel superhottie Doutzen Kroes to the premiere of some movie they were representing, but all I can remember about this movie premiere is that supermodel Doutzen Kroeswas f@#king there and she looked amazing. If she had a sign that said “I’m in this stupid movie”, maybe I’d go see it.