I’ve taken a woman or two out to a fancy dinner in my lifetime, fine it doesn’t happen very often, but not once has any of them worn something like this. Here’s Rihanna wearing her fanciest tube top out to dinner the other night. F@#king right! If there are any hot women out there reading this garbage, please help make this outfit become a thing. I want to see women by the end of the summer walking around in skirts and tube tops*. Together we can make this dream a reality.

*Height/weight appropriate of course.

So yesterday I had some problems with my site, the images all disappeared for some f@#king reason, but my crack team of computer dudes sorted out the issues and I’m back in business. That being said, here’s some gorgeous f@#king hottie named Georgia Salpa walking around in her little white bikini. I’m going to assume that pictures of a big breasted hottie on the beach is enough to make it up to you perverts. Enjoy.

Apparently the Cannes Film Festival is on right now, I didn’t get an invitation again this year, and that Borat dude is up to his old tricks again promoting The Dictator. Here he is playing grab ass on a yacht with the sexy George Clooney and Steve-O reject Elisabetta Canalis. I still can’t believe she dated Steve-O. Anyhow, she’s in a bikini and she’s hamming it up playing the sexy girlfriend of rich and powerful man… Big stretch.

You’ve got to love a busty supermodel who enjoys taking self pictures of herself pretty much completely naked. Here’s Kate Upton showing off that amazing body in some sweet Twitter pictures from what looks to be one of her tough long days on the job as a bikini model. Poor princess. You do realize a see through floaty tube isn’t exactly the best way to cover up your body? I love it.

Some people think that Cameron Diaz is far too old to be considered a sex symbol anymore, she’s got to be like fifty years old now, but I still think she’s pretty f@#king hot. Maybe I’ve just got a thing for older birds, who knows. Anyhow, here she is at the premiere of What To Expect When You’re Expecting last night looking hot with her perky little breasts tucked into a nice see through dress. Well done lady. I wonder if the movie deals with hemorrhoids and incontinence. Sick!

I haven’t got a f@#king clue who this Billie Faiers chick is, some busty british chick I imagine, but she certainly looks pretty damn good busting out of that lingerie so who really cares. Apparently these are some shots from the appropriately named Nuts magazine. Those tits are nuts if you ask me. Look at them, you could kill a man with those things. When I’m an old man, that’s the way I’d like it to end, smothered to death by some young blonde’s tig old bitties.

I’m aware that Audrina Patridge does f@#k all now that her crappy reality TV show has been cancelled, not that she did a whole lot before it got cancelled, but I’ve always liked her fake tits so I couldn’t help but post pictures of her quick trip to Vegas. Obviously, the only reason these are on the site is because she’s got an awesome f@#king body on her and she’s at a pool party in a bikini. Yes please.

It’s pretty f@#king clear how much I love hot nobodies, especially when they’re not afraid to show off their sh#t in sexy little bikinis. So here’s queen of the hot nobodies, Victoria Silvstedt, with what I can only assume is her really old, really rich, really lucky boyfriend, sunning herself on his massive yacht. Son of a bitch! I guess I don’t really care, I mean I’m still getting a pretty good look at that tight ass and awesome breasts and I didn’t have to pay for it.

I don’t know what the f@#k these pictures of Katy Perry are for, but she’s wearing a tight ass leather outfit so I don’t really give a sh#t. I’m guessing she’s promoting something, maybe stupid wigs or silly bracelets, I don’t know, but she’s got her breasts prominently displayed and I love it. She looks like someone who advertises her services on Craigslist… I’m in. Our safe word can be “Stop F@#king Hitting Me!!!”

I don’t normally post pictures of Anne Hathaway on this crappy site, she kinda bores the f@#k out of me and she doesn’t have big fake breasts, but I found these shots of her in a little bikini so I thought why the f@#k not. Here she is enjoying a little fun in the sun and surf with some friends. I’m alright with it. I don’t know why the f@#k she went out and got herself a boy/mom/prison inmate haircut, but her body is looking all kinds of alright. Keep it up.