Megan Fox hasn’t done sh#t in years now, unless you count all her straight-to-DVD garbage, but she’s still f@#king hot and when I find pictures of her hanging out in her bikini I’m all for it. Here she is with that f@#knut of a husband frolicking in the ocean in her sexy little bathing suit. F@#k I hate that guy. I hated him back in the early nineties and I hate him even more now. This asshole’s been banging hot chicks for over twenty years… WTF?!!!

Jodie Marsh – Slutty Doctor Pics
Extremely Hot Kelly Carlson
Megan Fox’s Breasts in a Hot Pink Dress

Yesterday I had some shots of Kim Kardashian and her big beautiful booty in some clearly staged bikini pictures by some cheesy swimming pool, I still liked them, so today I thought I give you some “candid” shots of the hottie walking the beach. Obviously these are probably f@#king staged too, everything she does is, but at least we get a better look at that big ass of hers. It’s too bad she’s only into black guys, I think a romance with a sickly pale blogger might do her some good. Hit me up on the Twitter bitch.

Miranda Kerr in her Lingerie
Brooke Adams in a Tiny Bikini
Emma Boughton has a great ass!

Obviously I don’t f@#king watch Glee, I’m an adult male who likes to bang women, but after seeing these pictures of Lea Michelle hanging out in her bikini I might have to reconsider. Her face isn’t exactly the hottest thing on the planet, but her quality bikini body more than makes up for it. I’ve seen a ton of celebrity hottie bikini pictures form this exact same angle at what looks like this same resort…. How can I get a job there and what’s their policy on erections in the workplace?

Miranda Kerr in her Lingerie
Brooke Adams in a Tiny Bikini
Emma Boughton has a great ass!

Jesus! What the f@#k is all this about? I knew that Kelly Ripa liked to keep herself in pretty good shape, but this sh#t is crazy. I thought she did a few crunches in between making sandwiches for her kids, those abs look bulletproof, I’m a little scared. Not too scare that I wouldn’t want to bounce my testicles off of them. That booty looks like it could crush walnuts.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Jeans Are Working Hard
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass is Single
Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures….. Ugh!

It’s not often I get pictures of Kim Kardashian’s big beautiful ass in a bikini, so this is a real f@#king treat for me. Alright so they’re not exactly all that natural looking, who the f@#k hangs out a pool like this, but I’m not all that picky. Obviously everything she does is completely staged, but that doesn’t take anything away from how hot these shots are…. My erection doesn’t know or give a sh#t that these are staged. Good job.

Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend is Topless
Abigail Clancy Topless Pictures
Coleen McLoughlin Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you assholes, but I happen to like my women to be nobodies working their way up the bikini model ladder, so I really like this Arianny Celeste hottie. I don’t know who she is or what she does, but her tits look f@#king awesome in a bikini and that’s all that I really need to know. I guess I like my women working their way up the stripper pole or trying to break into the porn industry. I’m not a hard man to please.

Jodie Marsh Is A Trashy Mess
Katie Price’s Big Tits Hit the Town
Izabel Goulart is F@#king Hot in Arena Magazine

I don’t know about you a-holes, but I absolutely love supermodels, they make me feel all warm and fuzzy ‘down there’. Here’s Candice Swanepoel and her spectacular body modeling some sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie or bikinis or whatever you want to call it. She looks like she might be a little hungry, but f@#k she’s a hot piece of ass. I’d be more than willing to feed her some grapes like she was a goddess. Obviously when I say grapes I’m talking about my testicles.

Melanie Brown Shows us her Good Side
Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage sells some Crap at Macy’s
Jessica Biel Likes Watching Dudes Dance

Obviously Victoria’s Secret supermodels are pretty f@#king gorgeous, that’s what makes them supermodels after all, but Doutzen Kroes has got to be one of the hottest on the planet right now. I want to take her as my bride. Here she is hard at work shooting one of her sexy swimsuit things in her hot little black bikini. F@#k she’s hot. I love those sexy little dimples just above her hot little booty, my thumbs would fit perfectly in there. Let’s try it out sometime.

Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend is Topless
Abigail Clancy Topless Pictures
Coleen McLoughlin Bikini Pictures